Oliver is such a funny boy. He has been making me laugh practically since the day he was born, and I have a feeling he will always be the comedic relief in our household. Lately, I decided I should record some of the funny thing he says and does so I don't forget them. These may not be funny to those reading (maybe you had to be there?), but they were funny to me. . .
**When discussing how skinny Oliver seems to be despite the extreme quantities of food he consumes, someone asked him, "Where does it all go, Oliver?", to which he points to his mouth and says, "It goes here. In my mouth."
**In typical little brother fashion, Oliver always tries to do everything Calvin does. Russ asked him the other night, "Is Calvin your hero or something?" Oliver replies, "Calvin isn't a hero! He doesn't have wings or anything!"

**While assisting Oliver after he went to the bathroom, I noticed an almost neon green color in the toilet. I asked him, "Why is your poop so green, Oliver?" Very matter-of-factly, he stated, "That's just the way God made it."
**Last week, I am in a hurry to get out the door when Oliver decides he want a peanut butter treat (peanut butter with powdered sugar makes a tasty no bake cookie). I told him I would make some for the road, and he got upset and said, "No, mommy, FOR ME!"

**When Oliver gets up in the morning or from his nap, I'll often ask him how he slept. While smiling, he quickly closes his eyes and lays his head back down (to show me HOW he slept, of course).
**Lately, he has been using the bathroom in the dark. When I questioned him about this, he said, "I didn't want the sun to get in my eyes."

**This happened a while back, but Oliver went through a stuttering phase. At one point, it was taking him what felt like 30 attempts to get a word started, so I interrupted him and said, "Oliver, spit it out!" He promptly spit on the ground. ("I spit it out, mommy!")
Some others that made me laugh:
**Don't go to sleep; just keep going awake.
**Why is that John Deere sign up there? (referring to a deer sign on the road)
**I don't need to tell Daddy, he was there. (After telling me about a dream he had that Russ was in)
**I don't have any socks or shoes on. I only have my feet on.
**Calvin is being bad and I'm being good AS USUAL.
**The food part of my belly is full, but the drink part isn't.
**I don't need more night-time sleep, I need more morning sleep. (When I told him he needs to go to sleep earlier so that he wakes up easier in the morning)